July 2010
24 posts
bsample:
let’s go extractin’ ya’ll
I mean, I...
“I don’t want Fop goddamn it, I want Dapper Dan…. I’m a Dapper Dan man!”
– official Dapper Dan spokesman (via bsample)
Damn! We’re in a tight spot!
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coryeaves:
Any movie that is not Inception sucks.
okay, let me explain. you’ve got Inception, then you got… a bunch of regular, shitty movies.
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“If a guy is a good neighbor, if he puts in a day, if every once in a while he...”
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Zydrunas Ilgauskas will join LeBron James with the... →
coryeaves:
OH, SPIT.
what? did you think he was gonna leave behind the Zydrodactyl?
some. serious. shit.
mustard cheese sauce.
1/4 cup(s) dark beer (such as stout or porter)
1/4 cup(s) Dijon mustard
2 tablespoon(s) unsalted butter
1/8 teaspoon(s) cayenne pepper
3 1/2 ounce(s) Cheddar cheese, grated (1 1/2 cups)
Directions
Make the dip: Combine the beer, mustard, butter, and cayenne in a small saucepan over medium heat. Gradually whisk in the cheese. Continue cooking until...
Comfort, comfort Why do you run for it? Why can’t you keep doing What you’re supposed to do? Why can’t I reach you? When I most need you You’re at the beach and I’m in some strange bed Comfort, comfort Why do you run for it? Why can’t you keep doing What you’re supposed to do? Why do you have to go? Why do you have to go? I’m in the...
there was a moment today when I had a thought. what if I had this superpower where I could turn my foes into hotdogs, human-sized hotdogs. then I could just eat the hotdogs! it would be turning a negative into a positive. can’t wait to get some foes.
